Note From Ranch Security
Read the dogs letter to the boss. Higher standards are requested, the cows have the humans wrapped around their hooves. Equality is needed on the ranch. Currently on strike, until requirements are met.
Honestly, who could stay away from a dirty, smoky day where the coffee is made before the sun has risen and the burrito in your pocket won’t last until 7:45 in the morning. The kind of day to saddle up that bridle horse or the itchin’ to be froggy, colt. Where the possibility of forcefully kissing the ground, without a desire to, is just as high as the odds of the 8-year-old neighbor boy out-roping you. Exactly the kind of place to feel excited about the days work ahead, knowing that at some point you’ll either make the cut to neck a...